Golem sighted in Gurnard?

A routine visit became considerably less routine when a neat row of beach stones appeared beside the shelter before dawn, sorted from smallest to largest. The account places the disturbance around Prince's Esplanade and Egypt Esplanade. No named individual or organisation is being presented as a witness; this is a playful, fictional field report inspired by local folklore and landscape. The suggested suspect is the Gurnard Golem. In the Follies record it is associated with stacking stone, muttering about symmetry and making unsolicited alterations to walls. That behaviour gives the report a certain internal logic, even if mythical-creature logic is not yet recognised as a dependable branch of evidence. The location also suits the tale: familiar paths, structures and changing Island light can make an ordinary movement look briefly extraordinary. On reaching the scene, Professor Follies documented two deep square impressions and pale stone dust formed a trail towards the sea. Measurements were taken with the official Follies tape, then taken again after he noticed he had started from the wrong end. Even after correction, the find remained awkwardly difficult to classify. There are ordinary candidates, including overnight maintenance, wave action and a perfectionist with a wheelbarrow. Each is credible on its own; together they require almost as much imagination as the creature. No emergency or danger is alleged, and the report should not be mistaken for verified local news. The file therefore stays open. A firm conclusion would be convenient, but convenience has never been a reliable investigative method. Anyone exploring Gurnard may compare the landscape with the report, remain on public routes and report only what they genuinely observe. Imagination is welcome; trespassing is not.