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By Mark McIntyre
The latest Follies notebook entry began when several serpentine heads appeared beyond the bandstand rail, each seeming to look in a different direction. The account places the disturbance around Ventnor Esplanade and the Rotunda bandstand. No named individual or organisation is being presented as a witness; this is a playful, fictional field report inspired by local folklore and landscape.
The suggested suspect is the Ventnor Hydra. In the Follies record it is associated with regrowing heads, arguing collectively and swimming close to shore. That behaviour gives the report a certain internal logic, even if mythical-creature logic is not yet recognised as a dependable branch of evidence. The location also suits the tale: familiar paths, structures and changing Island light can make an ordinary movement look briefly extraordinary.
Professor Follies examined the area at a respectful distance and recorded multiple wet trails converged beside one large scale and a knot of seaweed. He tested the wind direction, checked the scale of nearby objects and asked whether the evidence might have been placed deliberately. The notebook contains three underlined question marks, which is rarely a sign of certainty.
The sensible explanation is diving birds, swimmers' marker buoys and waves multiplying one shape into several. That account fits several facts, although it does not comfortably explain all of them. No emergency or danger is alleged, and the report should not be mistaken for verified local news.
Professor Follies has recorded the matter as unresolved rather than impossible. That distinction leaves room for weather, wildlife, local humour and legend to share the same page. If you investigate around Ventnor, look carefully, travel responsibly and remember that the most persuasive clue may still have a very ordinary owner.
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Source: Isle of Wight Follies master creature record and fictional field-report narrative. https://www.isleofwightfollies.com/guided-walk/ventnor-hydra Ventnor Esplanade and the Rotunda bandstand
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