Professor Follies
Shortly before the local gulls resumed normal business, a human figure entered the water as a seal surfaced moments later beside the crossing. The account places the disturbance around The Dell at Shorewell and its waterside route. No named individual or organisation is being presented as a witness; this is a playful, fictional field report inspired by local folklore and landscape.
The suggested suspect is the Shorewell Selkies. In the Follies record it is associated with swimming, shedding seal skins and singing melancholy songs. That behaviour gives the report a certain internal logic, even if mythical-creature logic is not yet recognised as a dependable branch of evidence. The location also suits the tale: familiar paths, structures and changing Island light can make an ordinary movement look briefly extraordinary.
The site inspection produced one detail worth preserving: a wet grey skin-like fold and webbed prints were briefly visible before the tide reached them. Professor Follies photographed it, compared it with the surrounding ground and resisted the temptation to label it conclusive. Science is demanding like that, particularly before lunch.
No supernatural conclusion is necessary. a wild swimmer, an ordinary seal and clothing laid down in an exceptionally misleading shape could account for the report, especially when distance, weather and expectation are allowed to interfere. No emergency or danger is alleged, and the report should not be mistaken for verified local news.
The file therefore stays open. A firm conclusion would be convenient, but convenience has never been a reliable investigative method. Anyone exploring Shorewell may compare the landscape with the report, remain on public routes and report only what they genuinely observe. Imagination is welcome; trespassing is not.
references:
Explore the Shorwell Selkies story: Shorwell Selkies Story Tour
Continue the quest: Isle of Wight Passport
Read all 45 legends: Isle of Wight Follies: Legendary Anthology
Fictional field report published by Professor Follies for Island News.



