Fhurt Pownder
I was walking down by the sea, after I parked my car at Appley car park, core blimey, that was expensive! also, quite confusing, it's as though they want you get a parking ticket, anyway, after about 15 miutes of waving my phone in the air to get a signal i finally got a signal and got a parking ticket, oh that reminds, i need to sell a kidney to pay for that, so off i trot down Appley Lane, and guess what I saw, yep, you guessed, a bloming great big pothole! Madness, what are they thinking of, anyway? I got past the rowing club where nobody seems to row, and then walked by the inshore rescue, where I got myself a lovely cup of coffee.
Of course, you have to order in Italian these days, so I got a Grande flat latte! We all laughed, and I carried on. Oh, then I took a photo of the sea. I'm not sure if that was a stray hair on my camera lens or a mythical beast in there, but here it is.
